Do to Others

I wrote testimonials as a writing exercise to compensate for my ever present absence of english subjects in my curriculum and here's what I found: very few people write back even if the testimonials written for them came from the heart.  Not that I was expecting testimonials from the people I made but that simply they do not know much about me that maybe they could not make substantial testimonials as what my good friend Ozzie would write and I quote "

*ahem*
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Hi [insert name here]! How are u? Hope you're fine... Hehehe...
Kani bitaw siya ky buang2x kaayo... Hilomon kuno... Hehehe joke joke joke!
Gwapa DAW... Hehehe joke lang! Charmose...
Uhm... Beh... Wala man ko ma say, pero ingon lng ko na good friend au si [insert name here]... Loyal kau...
Hope you all the best in life... Good luck sa tanan... God bless! Mwahugs!
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(end of sickening cliche testimonial)

Jeez, can't testimonials be any more original?!?"

I couldn't agree with him more.  I personally believe that people who make these kinds of testimonials have nothing substantial to say other than the superificial hoo-haas that everybody else so conveniently puts on their testimonials.

"We are oft to blame in this. Tis too much proved that with devotion's visage and pious action we do sugar o'er the devil himself."  This isn't even finished yet so expect edits.